If you are reading this, you are interested in spending time with me. But you are a little unsure of how to go about it. Don't be shy sweetheart, it's really not that confusing.
If you read and follow these requests, you will be rewarded with more than you ever imagined.
When you contact me, whether by phone or email, be the gentleman that you are. Please do not use explicit language in any contact with me. It's not safe for either of us - trust me! If you can not act like a gentleman and treat me like a lady, our contact will end before it gets good.
If you have decided that you and I should get to know each other, please read this site in it's entirety. It will answer many of your questions, and put you at ease for our rendezvous.
Put a gift in an unsealed envelope ( a card would be nice, since this is a gift, but don't worry if you forgot one, I understand). Place it in a location within my direct field of vision as you excuse yourself for a to the bathroom to freshen up for our time together. This will allow us to avoid discussion and just enjoy our time together.
Even if we've been friends for a while, I must insist on this occurring upfront. (Sorry, but a few bad apples always spoil it for everyone. *sighs*)
If this is not done at the beginning of our meeting, or if you attempt to hand me the gift directly, I will request that you leave immediately, or I will leave, no explanation offered. Sorry.
Please ensure that you are clean, fresh and well groomed. Please feel free to use my facilities if you are visiting me. Plus, it makes it so much more pleasurable for both of us.
Please let me know if you are a smoker or not. It does not matter either way. I just want to make our time together as pleasurable as possible, and prepare for the perfect meeting.
Please remember that I am a lady and you are a gentleman. Any inappropriate or disrespectful behavior may cause me to terminate our encounter immediately. Let us just enjoy each other.
I do not time our meetings, however I trust that you will be cognizant of the time we have together and act accordingly. I leave it up to you to excuse yourself when our time is up. I will do the same if I am visiting you. I am very generous with my time, and your generosity in return is always remembered and appreciated.
I look forward to us spending time together and learning about each other.